Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

1/3

[rashness]

Beautiful-? Uh, there's Grune, and Shiemi, Cloche... Makoto used to be plum hot even if she's a squirrel--

2/3

[rashness]

[...Wait]

[vulcanblazer]

...You're really thinking people are going to offer up potential marriage candidates to you just like that? Whatever happened to courting the old fashioned way?

[He gives a resigned sigh.]

Though at least you're up front about it, I guess. And it's not the first time someone's asked this kinda thing.

[avaricious]

I still intend to court whoever I choose.

[voice]

[notabluesbro]

... Seems like a pretty bad way of picking out women, but whatever skis your dunes.

[Just sayin', bro.]

Maybe you should just go door to door, ask for all the single ladies to listen to your presentation.

[voice]

[avaricious]

I don't think that would work very well.

[Voice]

[of_sablier]

That's a difficult question with all of the lovely ladies around, but I can't think of any who could quite compare to Nami.

[Voice]

[hiken_ace]

Oh, I agree with that. Nami's easily one of, if not the most gorgeous woman in Luceti.

[bloodybishie]

What? What the hell?

So... Wait, are you deciding these women's eligibility based on looks alone? What about, y'know, household skills? [Feng Lan has spent years perfecting her homemaking skills. And now... meaningless?]

And besides that, women aren't pieces of clothing. They're people. You can't just pick one to be your wife.

[avaricious]

Well like I said, I wasn't planning to pick just one. But household skills do seem important.

[hiken_ace]

Hmmm, cute girls? Well, we've gotten Nami out of the way. Princess Vivi is pretty gorgeous, too, and a wonderful person to spend time with. A girl named Ange is pretty good-looking, and good when you want to talk to someone. Perona's cute, but hard to get along with. I'm not even sure if she's interested in dating. Ino and Ten Ten, a couple of ninjas I know, are hot. Easy to get along with, too. I met a girl named Kairi before, and she was a really sweet girl. Pretty, too. Ah, Blue was a really nice person. Cute and fun, but I think she left a long time ago.

You better not steal them all from us. [Don't worry, he's simply teasing.]

[vulcanblazer]

Ange is taken, though. She's already dating a buddy of mine, and they're pretty happy together, the last I spoke with him.

[written]

[blackflames]

[Hmm. Women. He knows something about that. He pulls out some of his magazines for reference.]

You definitely want curves. A lot better than flat, skinniness. A pretty face, nice hips, boobs, and a great butt. A winning combination every time.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

That's a very scientific analysis, ainnit?

[Voice]

[4starsavior]

[Well, Goku doesn't have an opinion on who the most beautiful women in Luceti are, but he does have one question:] Why would you need fifty wives? Wouldn't that get confusing after a while?

[Voice]

[avaricious]

It probably would. I'll probably need to get name tags.

[Voice]

[cuethemasong]

Wait, wait, wait... You can get MARRIED here?

[Voice]

[4starsavior]

Well, yeah. I mean, why couldn't you?

voice/written

[arcinvent]

Picking out fifty wives? Quite an ambitious number. I'll write out my opinions, but I can't guarantee any one of them will want to marry you.

[And he does just that, writing out the following.]

Adele Leblanc: Very easy to speak with, good sense of humor, French.
Susan Ricards: Smart, superhuman, sense of duty in helping others.
Pepper Potts: Organized, charming, good head on her shoulders.
Asami Sato: Young, easy on the eyes, race car driver.

[And he stops writing there and goes back to voice.]

Just some opinions.

voice

[avaricious]

How young is she? [Because he assumes the others are his age, so this Asami is probably too young for him.]

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

I'm stayin' well outta this! I'm in enough trouble with the ladies as it is!

Good luck with that.

[Voice]

[cuethemasong]

Come on, old man. Surely you have some stories to share for everyone.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

[Saleh isn't one to participate in these types of discussions, but when the question comes up, one name instantly comes to mind.]

Julia...

[Wait, did he hear that correctly.]

...Did you say fifty wives? Do you really plan to have that many in this world?

[Voice]

[avaricious]

Here? Not at all. With how few of us there are here, that would hardly leave any for the rest of you.

[goldenglasses]

Whoa!? Fifty!? That's a lot of birthdays to remember!

Hm, but as for here, does anyone else notice that most of the girls here are young? Like really young? Nami and Vivi are excellent choices! I'm having trouble though thinking of any other older hot girls.

[de_bel_survivor]

I guess most of the girls here are rather young.

[Kouki doesn't really have a problem with it. But then again, he's a semi-immortal demon king. does he even age properly]

Most of the girls I know are around my age, with a couple of older ones.

[Like Raine. Buuuut...Raine.

...Wait, why is he even watching this post. Oh, right, going popcorn.gif in his mind.]

[generalflirt]

[Back today from his mission (Shikamaru is not) he decides to make this something to reply to and get himself collected. Enjoy some light conversations]

Hmmhmm. Well, I see some appeal to Kaori-chan, and the likes of Fuuko-chan, though I think she has someone's eye! Both of them are pretty young seeming though. There's also Nami-chan, but who wouldn't say Nami-chan? Not to knock some natural pretty she has going for her but hm... I live near a lot of pretty girls! Ten-chan, Ino-chan... There's also buxom babes out there like Shiemi-chan, Korra-chan, Kairi-chan~ Older appeals out there too! Adele-san, Buffy-san, Raine-sensei is enough to make a man shake there for joy! Miniskirt-chan-- ah, Sorry, Mars is also quite an angel on the battlefield.

[A light hum] Of course, every one of those girls has an appeal, but if you were to ask me the most beautiful, marriageable woman in Luceti? There's really only one that comes to mind - that is to say, Katara. No?

[markofthewise]

[This gets a groan. He is not surprised to see Katara mentioned there. But really? Korra too?]

Great, I'm sure this guy will be very happy with Katara.

[trueknight]

... Man, you're just asking for trouble - even with a filter.

[Why did he even bother saying anything at all? Whatever ... He'll just keep his opinions to himself, just in case this somehow gets out.]

[markofthewise]

Who do you think will rat him out this time?

[risingwinds]

Isn't it kinda unfair to talk about all these girls behind their backs? I thought marriage was supposed to be about love, anyway, and I don't think you can predict that sorta thing.

[Then again, Ven is very, very derp about stuff like that.]

[whydidisaverick]

It's not fair, but some guys like to do it. I think both sexes enjoy this kind of gossip to a certain degree though.

When he says "excellent candidate" for marriage, I think he means appearance wise.

[bamboozler]

Ehhh...I'm still a young panda. I'm looking for fans, not wives. I can say that Pilouette is very annoying, though. Don't you all agree? She's not very wife-like at all.

[shinesbrightest]

[Oh god, it's the panda. It's still here.]

Somehow, I... don't really think that's what he was asking.

[perplexme]

...fifty? [Not sure if really trolling or just from a weird world.] I don't think I even know fifty girls in the first place.

[avaricious]

It does sound like a little too much, doesn't it?

[voice]

[presumablyalone]

...What's marriage? [C L U E L E S S]

[voice]

[4starsavior]

[Well, that certainly brings back memories! At least he doesn't seem to think that marriage is food, like Goku did.] It's when two people who love each other decide to stay together for the rest of their lives! [Unless they get divorced, but in Goku's mind, that's not even an option - he's just going with how Chi-Chi explained it to him.]

[niceguypose]

Rapunzel-san! Ino-san! Hinata-san! All beautiful women who would be honored to marry someone of your standing. Susan-san is also beautiful, but she is married. Alas, the best woman I know is not currently here.

[cannoneer]

Not that Rapunzel ain't cute or anything, but all that hair would kind of get old. I mean, I don't know about ya'll, but I'd hate to keep tripping over it.

[moremoremore]

Come on, people! Let's hear some more! We need to get our prince a good number of brides. [A list of beautiful woman is helpful for him, too.]

[oldest_trick]

[Oh you are such a kiss ass, Greed.

That’s what Envy wants to say. That’s what Envy wants to reply to this with. But ya know what. Nah. It’s not going to do that. It’s not going to reply.]

[nikori]

I dunno that many girls here yet, and I dunno about marrying her, but Chizuru's definitely super cute! She's from the same place that I am. It's kinda a shame that she wears boys' clothing all the time though. But she's nice, helpful, and selfless, too.

Oh and uh... Willow's nice and pretty, and Misato's pretty fun to hang out with, too. [Even though they were just wasted when they met but w/e w/e]

[zumo]

[Congratulations, Heisuke, this is literally the first time Hijikata has deigned to use this infernal device.

Let's just say it was open when Ling made his announcement. And maybe he was just paranoid enough to make sure no one would mention Chizuru.

Honestly, he'd love for a day to go by when he doesn't have to yell at you just as much as you would, but you make it so difficult.]

What the hell are you doing, Heisuke?!

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

--Wait, are you really going to go and marry fifty girls here?

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

Worried for Anri-chan, Mikado?

[ voice ]

[blowmypinwheel]

I haven't been here long, but the girls I've met so far are ni-

Wait, you've been here long enough. Why can't you make a list of your own?

[ voice ]

[avaricious]

I already have! You must have missed it.

[But if he looks, it's not hard to find.]

[Voice]

[nothisbrother]

I don't believe there are any women here who hold the appearance or proper personality to fit that of a Goddess. As God, I would know.

[Only Otonashi is his Goddess

AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE

ADAM AND EVE

AND START THE NEW WORLD TOGETHER.]

[Voice]

[ledbythewind]

Not a single one? That's a rather bold claim to make.