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Ling Yao / Greed ([personal profile] avaricious) wrote2012-08-08 04:08 pm
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Nine To Go - [Voice]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

[voice]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-08-08 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I think that's just an "old guy" thing. A lot of them say that.

[voice]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-08-08 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
They just don't understand it's different from when they were trying to pick up girls.

[voice]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-08-08 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear you on that, man. We just gotta keep trying.
notabluesbro: ([...] Well I don't have any.)

[voice]

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-08 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
... Who are you calling old?

I'm still in my prime!

[AIN'T EVEN THIRTY YET]

[voice]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-08-08 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you sound old.
notabluesbro: ([Smile] I am a smug motherfucker.)

[voice]

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-09 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's the years of cigarette abuse talking! No helping that.

[voice]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-08-09 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're still smoking, I doubt it'll help.
notabluesbro: ([Awwww] Beat puppy look goes here.)

[voice]

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-09 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well... the wife is trying to get me to quit, even though I promised not to smoke anywhere near the baby...

[WHAT A FIEND]