avaricious | Nine To Go

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Nine To Go - [Voice]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

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Beautiful-? Uh, there's Grune, and Shiemi, Cloche... Makoto used to be plum hot even if she's a squirrel--

...You're really thinking people are going to offer up potential marriage candidates to you just like that? Whatever happened to courting the old fashioned way?

[He gives a resigned sigh.]

Though at least you're up front about it, I guess. And it's not the first time someone's asked this kinda thing.

... Seems like a pretty bad way of picking out women, but whatever skis your dunes.

[Just sayin', bro.]

Maybe you should just go door to door, ask for all the single ladies to listen to your presentation.

That's a difficult question with all of the lovely ladies around, but I can't think of any who could quite compare to Nami.

What? What the hell?

So... Wait, are you deciding these women's eligibility based on looks alone? What about, y'know, household skills? [Feng Lan has spent years perfecting her homemaking skills. And now... meaningless?]

And besides that, women aren't pieces of clothing. They're people. You can't just pick one to be your wife.

Hmmm, cute girls? Well, we've gotten Nami out of the way. Princess Vivi is pretty gorgeous, too, and a wonderful person to spend time with. A girl named Ange is pretty good-looking, and good when you want to talk to someone. Perona's cute, but hard to get along with. I'm not even sure if she's interested in dating. Ino and Ten Ten, a couple of ninjas I know, are hot. Easy to get along with, too. I met a girl named Kairi before, and she was a really sweet girl. Pretty, too. Ah, Blue was a really nice person. Cute and fun, but I think she left a long time ago.

You better not steal them all from us. [Don't worry, he's simply teasing.]

Edited 2012-08-08 21:24 (UTC)

[Hmm. Women. He knows something about that. He pulls out some of his magazines for reference.]

You definitely want curves. A lot better than flat, skinniness. A pretty face, nice hips, boobs, and a great butt. A winning combination every time.

[Well, Goku doesn't have an opinion on who the most beautiful women in Luceti are, but he does have one question:] Why would you need fifty wives? Wouldn't that get confusing after a while?

Wait, wait, wait... You can get MARRIED here?

Picking out fifty wives? Quite an ambitious number. I'll write out my opinions, but I can't guarantee any one of them will want to marry you.

[And he does just that, writing out the following.]

Adele Leblanc: Very easy to speak with, good sense of humor, French.
Susan Ricards: Smart, superhuman, sense of duty in helping others.
Pepper Potts: Organized, charming, good head on her shoulders.
Asami Sato: Young, easy on the eyes, race car driver.

[And he stops writing there and goes back to voice.]

Just some opinions.

I'm stayin' well outta this! I'm in enough trouble with the ladies as it is!

Good luck with that.

[Saleh isn't one to participate in these types of discussions, but when the question comes up, one name instantly comes to mind.]

Julia...

[Wait, did he hear that correctly.]

...Did you say fifty wives? Do you really plan to have that many in this world?

Edited 2012-08-09 12:47 (UTC)

Whoa!? Fifty!? That's a lot of birthdays to remember!

Hm, but as for here, does anyone else notice that most of the girls here are young? Like really young? Nami and Vivi are excellent choices! I'm having trouble though thinking of any other older hot girls.

[Back today from his mission (Shikamaru is not) he decides to make this something to reply to and get himself collected. Enjoy some light conversations]

Hmmhmm. Well, I see some appeal to Kaori-chan, and the likes of Fuuko-chan, though I think she has someone's eye! Both of them are pretty young seeming though. There's also Nami-chan, but who wouldn't say Nami-chan? Not to knock some natural pretty she has going for her but hm... I live near a lot of pretty girls! Ten-chan, Ino-chan... There's also buxom babes out there like Shiemi-chan, Korra-chan, Kairi-chan~ Older appeals out there too! Adele-san, Buffy-san, Raine-sensei is enough to make a man shake there for joy! Miniskirt-chan-- ah, Sorry, Mars is also quite an angel on the battlefield.

[A light hum] Of course, every one of those girls has an appeal, but if you were to ask me the most beautiful, marriageable woman in Luceti? There's really only one that comes to mind - that is to say, Katara. No?

Edited 2012-08-09 02:56 (UTC)

... Man, you're just asking for trouble - even with a filter.

[Why did he even bother saying anything at all? Whatever ... He'll just keep his opinions to himself, just in case this somehow gets out.]

Isn't it kinda unfair to talk about all these girls behind their backs? I thought marriage was supposed to be about love, anyway, and I don't think you can predict that sorta thing.

[Then again, Ven is very, very derp about stuff like that.]

Ehhh...I'm still a young panda. I'm looking for fans, not wives. I can say that Pilouette is very annoying, though. Don't you all agree? She's not very wife-like at all.

...fifty? [Not sure if really trolling or just from a weird world.] I don't think I even know fifty girls in the first place.

...What's marriage? [C L U E L E S S]

Rapunzel-san! Ino-san! Hinata-san! All beautiful women who would be honored to marry someone of your standing. Susan-san is also beautiful, but she is married. Alas, the best woman I know is not currently here.

Come on, people! Let's hear some more! We need to get our prince a good number of brides. [A list of beautiful woman is helpful for him, too.]

I dunno that many girls here yet, and I dunno about marrying her, but Chizuru's definitely super cute! She's from the same place that I am. It's kinda a shame that she wears boys' clothing all the time though. But she's nice, helpful, and selfless, too.

Oh and uh... Willow's nice and pretty, and Misato's pretty fun to hang out with, too. [Even though they were just wasted when they met but w/e w/e]

Edited 2012-08-09 15:40 (UTC)

--Wait, are you really going to go and marry fifty girls here?

I haven't been here long, but the girls I've met so far are ni-

Wait, you've been here long enough. Why can't you make a list of your own?

I don't believe there are any women here who hold the appearance or proper personality to fit that of a Goddess. As God, I would know.

[Only Otonashi is his Goddess

AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE

ADAM AND EVE

AND START THE NEW WORLD TOGETHER.]

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