Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[avaricious]

Well if this Katara is better than Ino, Tenten, and Kairi, then I don't really have a choice. I'll just have to try again.

[He sees what's going on here, though. He can't fault Masaomi for a bunch of names. But since they're out there? Well. Guy's gotta do what a guy feels like doing.]

[savedtheworld]

You don't have to! There's plenty of other girls, right?

[avaricious]

There are, but I can't go settling for second best, now can I?

[savedtheworld]

[Pause]

Have you met our grandkids yet?

[avaricious]

No. I'll be sure to ask about them later.

[NOT A SINGLE BEAT MISSED. Whatever, man. He's not concerned about no grandkids.]

[savedtheworld]

You should, they're really great kids. Me and Katara's grandkids, that is. Our son's here, too. [FOR NOW]

[avaricious]

Well I always did like family gatherings.

[savedtheworld]

It is really nice.

[avaricious]

Well you don't need to worry. If I do end up married to her, I won't have any objections if you want to see your son and grandkids.

[savedtheworld]

But... that can't happen!

[avaricious]

Well, I suppose it would be difficult if she went back to me with Xing.

[savedtheworld]

Yeah, because that can't happpen! She probably doesn't even know what a Xing is!

[avaricious]

Now now, that's just untrue. I've told her all sorts of things about Xing. She had many ideas on how she'd fix things there.

[savedtheworld]

She... she did?

[avaricious]

Yes, she was very passionate about it.

[savedtheworld]

That... actually sounds like her. But she wouldn't want to to be an empress.

[avaricious]

Oh? Why not?

[savedtheworld]

It's just not the kind of life she'd want, y'know? She wouldn't want to be too royal.

[avaricious]

Are you accusing me of being too royal?

[generalflirt]

Heeeeh, yeah, might just want to. No promises she won't just shoot you down though, Ling-kun. In fact, I'd promise she would, I think.

[avaricious]

She already has. Marriage was a little too much, I think. But she might go for a date. [No strings attached. Just something innocent and fun.]

1/2

[generalflirt]

A date, huh...?

[generalflirt]

Would if it were that easy for me, no? As for you, I hope she has fun with that if it works out.

[avaricious]

Well, thank you!

[generalflirt]

Nooo problem, my man.