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Nine To Go - [Voice]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

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Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

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[Back today from his mission (Shikamaru is not) he decides to make this something to reply to and get himself collected. Enjoy some light conversations]

Hmmhmm. Well, I see some appeal to Kaori-chan, and the likes of Fuuko-chan, though I think she has someone's eye! Both of them are pretty young seeming though. There's also Nami-chan, but who wouldn't say Nami-chan? Not to knock some natural pretty she has going for her but hm... I live near a lot of pretty girls! Ten-chan, Ino-chan... There's also buxom babes out there like Shiemi-chan, Korra-chan, Kairi-chan~ Older appeals out there too! Adele-san, Buffy-san, Raine-sensei is enough to make a man shake there for joy! Miniskirt-chan-- ah, Sorry, Mars is also quite an angel on the battlefield.

[A light hum] Of course, every one of those girls has an appeal, but if you were to ask me the most beautiful, marriageable woman in Luceti? There's really only one that comes to mind - that is to say, Katara. No?

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[This gets a groan. He is not surprised to see Katara mentioned there. But really? Korra too?]

Great, I'm sure this guy will be very happy with Katara.

If she agreed? Oh would he ever. Sadly, I don't think she'll ever go for that.

Don't be so sure. I dated a princess once. Maybe she'll feel the need to match that.

Did you? Well, if it's dating Ling-kun for sibling rivalry, can't fault that.

Yeah. [A pause and, okay, he can't help it.] ... really? Korra?

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[Awkward pauseMarriageable]

Well... uh...

My compatriot, Aang-kun, certainly agrees! Right, squirt?

I... I... guess so?

See, see?! It's not just me!

Yeah, it's... not just you. It spuns like she's gonna be... great.

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Well if this Katara is better than Ino, Tenten, and Kairi, then I don't really have a choice. I'll just have to try again.

[He sees what's going on here, though. He can't fault Masaomi for a bunch of names. But since they're out there? Well. Guy's gotta do what a guy feels like doing.]

You don't have to! There's plenty of other girls, right?

There are, but I can't go settling for second best, now can I?

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Have you met our grandkids yet?

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No. I'll be sure to ask about them later.

[NOT A SINGLE BEAT MISSED. Whatever, man. He's not concerned about no grandkids.]

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Heeeeh, yeah, might just want to. No promises she won't just shoot you down though, Ling-kun. In fact, I'd promise she would, I think.

She already has. Marriage was a little too much, I think. But she might go for a date. [No strings attached. Just something innocent and fun.]

A date, huh...?

Would if it were that easy for me, no? As for you, I hope she has fun with that if it works out.

Well, thank you!

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Yes, Nami would be an excellent choice. I quite enjoyed that date I had with her-- she really is wonderful company. Any man would be lucky to find themselves a woman like her.

...Except you, maybe.

I can still appreciate a woman's beauty even without having ulterior motives. In fact, I'd say some women might see that as an advantage.

Oh, maybe, but it's of a different vibe, Richard. Soooo~ how did this deal with Nami-chan come to be?

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