Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[Private]

[savedtheworld]

Good, that's... good. Changes at least start from wishes, after all.

[Maybe now's a good time to slip away, Aang. You've agreed on something, isn't that enough for now- oh. That can't wait, can it? Do you have any idea what you-]

But... going back to what you were saying at the beginning. I could swear that one of the names you said sounded like "Korra".

[Private]

[generalflirt]

That I did. Stocky, buxom, attractive, talented, strong?

[Alight hum, smirking. He doesn't agree changes come from wishes. He doesn't think they mean much. So he's glad to have this]

[Private]

[savedtheworld]

[Buxom? Aang is horrified.]

B-but... Don't you know who she is?

[Private]

[generalflirt]

And incredibly attractive girl that I helped get in some summer clothes. [ In a sing song voice ]

[Private]

[savedtheworld]

Y-you... dressed her? But she's... me! Well, not really but... the next Avatar!

[Private]

[generalflirt]

Well yes, I know this.

[Private]

[savedtheworld]

Oh. So, it's... it's not weird for you.

[Private]

[generalflirt]

Why, are you getting some residual feedback from her, Aang-kun?

[Private]

[savedtheworld]

N-no, it doesn't work like that!

[Private]

[generalflirt]

Theeeeen, what's your concern, Aang-kun?! Afraid you might fall for me?

[Private]

[savedtheworld]

That's... no! That's not even... possible!

[Private]

[generalflirt]

Hoooh. Well, that's fortunate, it might have ended up awkward if that's the case.

[Private]

[savedtheworld]

Yeah... awkward... you know, this has been a real enlightening chat and everything Masaomi, lots of- lots of things to think about! [Unfortunately most of those thoughts involve the piece of Korra's soul that is his screaming eternally at the thought.] But, uh, the time! Time to bend practice! ...Practice... bending. I gotta go do it!