Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[fabrecation]

[Oi, what's with this guy?]

Yeah, she's taken.

[generalflirt]

Oh, taken? She's a possession some dastardly fiend ripped off the shelf, is it? That doesn't sound too open to her choice!

[fabrecation]

Well sorry if I've been with her long enough to know what she wants when it comes to this.

And I know you're just trying to annoy me, but it's not going to work. This is stupid.

[generalflirt]

Mmm. Fair enough. Xion's big man can think for herself. You do know her perfectly, after all. Later~ Boyfriend-san.

[fabrecation]

[Whatever. To Luke's surprise, it doesn't bother him as much as it would in the past. Probably because he knows he's right, and it isn't a matter of him thinking for her, but knowing this is what she'd want him to do.

... Still bothers him a little, though. He hates having his buttons purposely pushed.]