Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[gohon]

[ SNERK ] What do you think it means, Heisuke-kun?

[zumo]

[WHAT NO we are SO putting a stop to this line of thinking RIGHT NOW]

It means nothing. I'm not acting any differently than how you two should be acting!!

Protecting her is our job, or have you forgotten?!

[nikori]

I dunno, Hijikata-san! We still protect her regardless, so... If anything, sounds kinda like you've got a thing for her, y'know?

[NO TACT]

[gohon]

It does, doesn't it?

[ BAHAHAHA ]

[zumo]

[Rage, rage rage rage rage...]

It is absolutely not like that, and I don't want to hear another word about it from either of you.

[nikori]

I dunno, Hijikata-san! It sure sounds like it, hahaha! [laughing forever]

[zumo]

[WELL I hope you've enjoyed your day so far, Heisuke, because do you hear that?

You probably don't. But it's the sound of Hijikata coming to find you. Hope you're proud of yourself.]

[gohon]

[ And Souji goes back to laughing.

Though sorry, he's not laughing with you anymore, Heisuke. He's laughing at you. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED HAHAHAHA ]

[nikori]

[...

...

wait] ...H-Hijikata-san...?! Where'd he go--?

[gohon]

Heisuke-kun?

I think now would be a good time to hide.

[nikori]

[....nO]

..H-huh?! You don't think he's seriously comin' to look for me, do you?!

[gohon]

Hmm, I wonder. [ Very slowly, very deliberately. Which is also a very obvious "yes" and you can even feel the cat grin through his voice. ]

[nikori]

Oi, oi! That's not comforting at all y'know, Souji!

[HEISUKE COULD DIE OKAY --]

[gohon]

[ S N I C K E R ]

I'm just telling the truth. [ heheh, if he was in Heisuke's position right now he'd probably be patiently waiting for Hijikata so he can bicker right back. But Heisuke on the other hand...

welp ]

[gohon]

Here? [ a short laugh ] From what, demons? Kidnappers? Men who want fifty wives?

[zumo]

From all three if necessary. It. Doesn't. Matter.

[UGH this place has made you even worse hasn't it?!!!!!]

[wan]

Protection is protection. [ that's what she said ]

... It is our duty to provide it, no matter the circumstance.

[ they made a promise, Souji!

also, this is all the backup you're getting, vice-commander. because unfortunately, the hole you've dug is already far too deep. . . ]

[zumo]

Exactly.

[That's all the backup he needs you traitor!]

[wan]

[ there's not much he can comment in response to that, but he will breathe out a little.

oh, Hijikata. the things you get yourself into. . . ]

[nothing]

[zumo]

[Wow, those two totally started it!!!

He will be a stubborn ass and futilely defend his gentlemanly intentions, landing himself in deeper and deeper hot water until the end of time, alright?

Also, he will be a little more angry than usual at the house later.....sorry.....]

[gohon]

Oh, hey, Hajime-kun.

[ HEY BRO NICE TO SEE YOU FINALLY SHOW UP :D ]

[wan]

[ you don't get a word out of him either, Souji...

this look forever, pretty much. ]

[gohon]

What's that face for?

[ He knows exactly what it's for, but he's grinning anyway. ]

[wan]

[ you should know it perfectly well...

yeah he's not even going to bother with this ]

[gohon]

[ :C

No response from 1kun? baw.

he'll drop it......... ]