Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[gohon]

It does, doesn't it?

[ BAHAHAHA ]

[zumo]

[Rage, rage rage rage rage...]

It is absolutely not like that, and I don't want to hear another word about it from either of you.

[nikori]

I dunno, Hijikata-san! It sure sounds like it, hahaha! [laughing forever]

[zumo]

[WELL I hope you've enjoyed your day so far, Heisuke, because do you hear that?

You probably don't. But it's the sound of Hijikata coming to find you. Hope you're proud of yourself.]

[gohon]

[ And Souji goes back to laughing.

Though sorry, he's not laughing with you anymore, Heisuke. He's laughing at you. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED HAHAHAHA ]

[nikori]

[...

...

wait] ...H-Hijikata-san...?! Where'd he go--?

[gohon]

Heisuke-kun?

I think now would be a good time to hide.

[nikori]

[....nO]

..H-huh?! You don't think he's seriously comin' to look for me, do you?!

[gohon]

Hmm, I wonder. [ Very slowly, very deliberately. Which is also a very obvious "yes" and you can even feel the cat grin through his voice. ]

[nikori]

Oi, oi! That's not comforting at all y'know, Souji!

[HEISUKE COULD DIE OKAY --]

[gohon]

[ S N I C K E R ]

I'm just telling the truth. [ heheh, if he was in Heisuke's position right now he'd probably be patiently waiting for Hijikata so he can bicker right back. But Heisuke on the other hand...

welp ]

[nikori]

[What's Heisuke going to do oh god oh god Hijikata's gonna come right back to the house, isn't he?! And Heisuke can't go out into the sun like this! Oh crap oh crap..]

Hey uh... You think you could at least hold him off 'til dusk, Souji?

[gohon]

I'm not at home.

[ SO I CAN'T HELP YOU HA HA HA ]

[nikori]

[...THAT COULD BE EVEN BETTER THOUGH THEN..?! m-maybe..]

Well where are you then?

[gohon]

Out.

[ DEAL WITH HIJIKATA ON YOUR OWN I'M NOT YOUR DOGSITTER ]

[nikori]

[THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

H-huh?! Oh, c'mon, Souji!

[gohon]

Sorry, Heisuke-kun! You're on your own!

[ AND CLOSING THE JOURNAL REALLY FAST SO HE CAN'T RESPOND HAHAHAHA ]