Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[trueknight]

I don't like it all that much myself, but I can't think of any other reasons.

[He sees that trolling, man, and he is all amounts of unimpressed.]

[fabrecation]

... Okay, I can't think of any other reason either. You wanna go spar or something?

[trueknight]

Yeah, sure. It's a better way to pass the time than listening in on all this, anyway.

[... And it kind of sounds like Luke has some frustration he wants to vent via swinging at things, so.]

[fabrecation]

[And this is why Yuri is a true bro.]

Thanks. Battledome again?

[trueknight]

[He tries, at least.]

Yeah. I'll head over now.

[fabrecation]

[And then they went and beat the crap out of each other and loved every second of it because guys love beating each other up right]

[trueknight]

[Obviously! They're off acting like true manly men, unlike these other gossipers! "Battle scars are the mark of a true man" you know!!






... okay only in yuri's mind really but w/e w/e!!]

[fabrecation]

[It's okay that's what it's like in Luke's mind, too!!

And this would be an awesome, manly fight, but it has no place in a post about gossip!! So, alas, it must only be visualized as the greatest spar known to man.]