Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

is yuri afraid for his purity kyaaa

[wingenvy]

You're already neck-deep in the discussion at this point. Might as well go all the way.

[Stop being so evasive and join the fun.]

maybe he needs an adult to hug him :(

[markofthewise]

Yeah, seriously. Be a man! If it gets spread around, we can't possibly look as bad as the guy wanting fifty wives.

yes he needs gentle reassurances desu ne :(

[trueknight]

That's not the point ...

[SIGH]

Besides, I'm not interested in any of the ones here, as it is. So I don't even have anything to say anyway!

[That's probably the closest he's going to get to giving his opinion for the time being. TRY AGAIN IN A LESS PUBLIC PLACE YOU JERKS.]

yuri don't be a girl, I know you look like one but come on

[wingenvy]

Really? All these women and you're not interested in any of them? Man... you're really picky.

[You don't have to want to date them to say they're pretty, bro.]

or maybe you should just be a girl, you were good at it

[markofthewise]

Yeah, talk about high standards. No offense, but you're not exactly the hottest guy in Luceti yourself.

wow rude |:

[trueknight]

I never said I was.

[Good lord, he really can't get these two off his back for a moment, can he ... Well, he's getting dangerously close to tsun-ing out completely snapping at these two for an incredibly stupid reason as it is, so--]

Sheesh ... Go talk to each other if you want to go on about that sort of thing. I'm done here.

[And he's closing the journal to go be huffy and punch things with Luke |:]

:| speak for yourself

[wingenvy]

....Did he just hang up on us?

[RUDE]

:| seriously

[markofthewise]

... I think so. Wow.

[wingenvy]

...Maybe we went too far?

[markofthewise]

Maybe we made him sad.

[wingenvy]

Hm.

[It's not easy, losing a loved one- and some don't take it as well as others. Yuri's lost a lot more than most, something he often forgets.]

...I'll apologize later.

[markofthewise]

[It occurs to him, with Zack's tone, that maybe Yuri did take it more seriously than the usual trolling. Kind of a sobering thought, seeing as how Sokka can relate.]

... yeah.