avaricious | Nine To Go

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

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God only speaks the truth.

And might I ask what makes you God?

I earned the right to be God as I had once lived through such a terrible life. I had been chosen.

I see.

[He's... not quite sure he gets it, but there are stranger people in Luceti, so he'll just let it go for now.]

I still find it hard to believe that not a single woman here has the qualifications for a goddess. With so many extraordinary and talented ladies, surely at least one of them must be worthy.

Like I said before, I have yet to find a single woman here with traits suitable for a Goddess. [Not that he's talked to a lot of women himself but he's heard them over the journals and what not. NOT INTERESTED IN A SINGLE ONE.

But that's because no one has acknowledged him :|a] It's unfortunate, yes, but something we all must come to realize.

Or is it that your tastes happen to lie elsewhere?

What do you mean?

I meant that there may be another reason you don't find any of the women here suitable.

They all lack in beauty and other notable traits such as personality and loyalty to their God. What other reason could there possibly be aside from that one? [Go on, enlighten him]

You could always have a preference for men instead.

A preference for...

[ ... ]

[OH MY GOD/NAOI.

W-Why is this always brought up around him.

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY.]

[Cue flailing]

NO. N-No I do not!!

Did you not hear God a moment ago you idiot?! I-I said "goddess"! "Goddess"

[WELL YOU ARE PINGING HIS GAYDAR A BIT, DUDE.]

Perhaps I misunderstood, then. But out of curiosity, what traits would be considered suitable for a goddess?

[It'd be scary if he didn't BUT NAOI WILL DENY THIS ALL TO THE VERY END. Because he's confused about why people bring up the subject around him and just nope.

But really what traits does he see fit for a goddess. :|a

He's never thought about this before.]

They must have earned the right to become Goddess through difficult trials, like I had done to earn the right to become God. [#1 thing] They also must be loyal and acknowledge their God.

And what if they wish to rule instead of you?

Then I will put them back in their place. [Not even slightly kidding on that one.

Unless Otonashi is the one who wants to rule.

Then he's okay with that.

He's the only exception okok]

Something tells me that isn't going to get you many takers for the position.

Those who aren't fond of that aren't suited to earn the title of 'Goddess', then. Simple as that.

Then I mean it when I say that I hope you find someone worthy of your standards here. Surely there must be a suitable woman who will show up eventually.

[... possibly. He thinks most of the women here are too smart and independent for that, but shhhh.]

We can only hope. It truly would be sad for a God to be without his proper Goddess, especially for those who follow and look up to them. [Otonashi come back]

Tell God your name.

Richard. And yours?

[RICHARD PLS]

Have you not been listening to me? I am God and you are to refer to me as such.

[Not his name but you know what he's going to engrave it into everyone's minds. So long as Yuri doesn't ruin it for him]

Of course, but that could end up being a problem if another god ever arrives in Luceti. Surely there must be something else I could call you as well.

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