avaricious | Nine To Go

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

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[WELL YOU ARE PINGING HIS GAYDAR A BIT, DUDE.]

Perhaps I misunderstood, then. But out of curiosity, what traits would be considered suitable for a goddess?

[It'd be scary if he didn't BUT NAOI WILL DENY THIS ALL TO THE VERY END. Because he's confused about why people bring up the subject around him and just nope.

But really what traits does he see fit for a goddess. :|a

He's never thought about this before.]

They must have earned the right to become Goddess through difficult trials, like I had done to earn the right to become God. [#1 thing] They also must be loyal and acknowledge their God.

And what if they wish to rule instead of you?

Then I will put them back in their place. [Not even slightly kidding on that one.

Unless Otonashi is the one who wants to rule.

Then he's okay with that.

He's the only exception okok]

Something tells me that isn't going to get you many takers for the position.

Those who aren't fond of that aren't suited to earn the title of 'Goddess', then. Simple as that.

Then I mean it when I say that I hope you find someone worthy of your standards here. Surely there must be a suitable woman who will show up eventually.

[... possibly. He thinks most of the women here are too smart and independent for that, but shhhh.]

We can only hope. It truly would be sad for a God to be without his proper Goddess, especially for those who follow and look up to them. [Otonashi come back]

Tell God your name.

Richard. And yours?

[RICHARD PLS]

Have you not been listening to me? I am God and you are to refer to me as such.

[Not his name but you know what he's going to engrave it into everyone's minds. So long as Yuri doesn't ruin it for him]

Of course, but that could end up being a problem if another god ever arrives in Luceti. Surely there must be something else I could call you as well.

If another person claims to be God then they are impostors, "wannabes" if you will. People who did not earn that title.

[BECAUSE REALLY WE ALL KNOW NAOI IS THE ONLY GOD HERE.

He worked hard to be God okay]

Therefore you should refer to me as "God" no matter what situations or impostors may arise, as I am the true God.

[WHATEVER WHATEVER, Richard is still just more amused by all of this than anything else.]

Very well, if you insist.

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