Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[Voice]

[of_sablier]

And she has that entire mikan orchard too! What more could you want?

[Voice]

[hiken_ace]

Aw, have you seen that place? It's great up there. She grows the best mikans, too.

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

She does! They're delicious!

[Voice]

[hiken_ace]

Right!? I've never tasted anything better!

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

Makes me wonder what my Mom or kid sister could cook up with them. They'd probably find some way to make them even better!

[Voice]

[hiken_ace]

Mmm, I bet you could make some damn good cakes with them. Or fruits salads! Y'know, she lives with a really good chef... maybe he'll make something for us sometime.

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

Oh, you mean Sanji? You know, I never thought to ask for it. Then again, I mooched so much food off him at Seventh Heaven, I'm not sure I'm in much place to be making requests.

[Voice]

[hiken_ace]

If we just ask politely, I'm sure he'll do it for us.

[Voice]

[of_sablier]

Oh, I know! I'm up there all the time whenever there are ripe ones!