avaricious | Nine To Go

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

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Whoa!? Fifty!? That's a lot of birthdays to remember!

Hm, but as for here, does anyone else notice that most of the girls here are young? Like really young? Nami and Vivi are excellent choices! I'm having trouble though thinking of any other older hot girls.

I guess most of the girls here are rather young.

[Kouki doesn't really have a problem with it. But then again, he's a semi-immortal demon king. ~~does he even age properly~~]

Most of the girls I know are around my age, with a couple of older ones.

[Like Raine. Buuuut...Raine.

...Wait, why is he even watching this post. Oh, right, going popcorn.gif in his mind.]