avaricious | Nine To Go

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Yeah. There are many lovely ladies here who would be happy to spend time with a sincere young man. If he's asking for help like this...

... yes, yes, you're quite right. Maybe the issue is a little more serious than he's letting on.

[It's a cry for help, obviously.]

To be fair, he is pretty young! Maybe he just hasn't gotten the hang of swooning women yet.

That always a damn shame...

I could see that. I met the person in question when he crashed a friend's birthday. And... well... yeah. He is quite the young man.

Tell me about it.

Edited 2012-08-09 12:55 (UTC)