Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

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[arcinvent]

You're really taking too much offense to a discussion about attractive women. That or you're legitimately concerned that Pepper is going to run off with a teenager.

voice

[alloys]

Oh, it's not her I'm concerned about.

[Not like he doesn't have his own list drawn up, anyway.]

voice

[arcinvent]

[Hypocrite :'|]

Then who are you worried for? Me?

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[alloys]

[And now he can't even submit it because you had to go and ruin it for him. Gosh.]

Pretty much, yes.

voice

[arcinvent]

[Oh...well he didn't actually expect that response. It makes him stop, but only for a brief moment.]

Should I be grateful for a passing moment of your kindness?

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[alloys]

[Oh god. Is he reading into that more than he should be?]

I'm just saying, Pepper isn't a woman you want to offend. It could be unpleasant for you if you end up on her bad side. Or something.