Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

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[penstabby]

--Wait, are you really going to go and marry fifty girls here?

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

Worried for Anri-chan, Mikado?

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

--!! [ MY GOD HE'S LISTENING TO ME AND READING MY MIND ]

Wh-Wha? I was... just curious, and asking! And... And why would I mention Sonohara-san? Isn't she too young to marry? [ if she's marrying anyone it's me ok....... ]

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

Is she? We're all getting up there in age, Miiikado, she could be a blushing young bride any day now!

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

But I... [ my god what does he even say to this ] I'm only seventeen! And I haven't even...

[ pout :( ]

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

They no time is like the present for moving forward, don't they?! After all, for our generation the future might even be a fallacy! Fall in love, young maiden!

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

[ He opens his mouth to retaliate again but ]

...I'm not a maiden.

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

...It's a song, dude. You know, the Gondola song? It's a classic? [Okay so he paraphrased]

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

...No, I think that's just you.

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

Rude man, rude.

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

[ Snicker. Okay, that's enough for now.

In all seriousness-- ]

I'll... I'll tell her, eventually. But I don't think she remembers her last time here, so...

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

Ah, I don't think she does either. On the plus side, I can assure you I'm not getting in your way, Mikado. Don't let that make you complacent though!

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

...I know. [ And at times like these it feels like Masaomi's in a completely different field of existence... ] ...But you'll still come see us, right?

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

Aaaah, aren't you worried you kids are going to be influenced by me?

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

Not really. I think I've been influenced negatively by you enough already.

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

Not even a reaction! You're a real stud now, Mikado?! Anri-chan's going to be a teen mom?!

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

W-What!? W...

[ COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE WHY ]

N-No! Where are you getting these ideas!?

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

You're the one agreeing to kids! [LAUGH]

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

Wh... Wait, no! I didn't agree to anything!!

[ voice ]`

[generalflirt]

Eeeeeeh, why not, Mikado? Ought to at least take her out on a date.

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

Yeah... One day, maybe.

[ If she even agrees to it ever. AGH. ]

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

If she's still here in two months and you haven't yet, I'll force Frey to.

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[penstabby]

[ Ugh!!! He gives a very audible and exasperated sigh. u gais :c ]

......I think we need to tell her [ again ] that we know, first.

[ voice ]

[generalflirt]

Uh huh.

[In a much more serious and flat tone]

[ voice ]

[penstabby]

Don't you think so?