Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[niceguypose]

You think he might not be able to satisfy all of their needs?

[blowmypinwheel]

Definitely. I mean, it's hard to keep one girl happy sometimes, you know? Imagine if it was fifty!

[niceguypose]

It sounds like the most worthy challenge that could be imagined.

[blowmypinwheel]

[ That...would be some challenge then. Though now that he said it like that...it would be really impressive. If a man could pull that off, he'd be a champion. ]

I'd definitely lose that...I wouldn't even be close to finishing that challenge.

[niceguypose]

If you give up so easily, then you definitely shall. All challenges can be overcome with the right application of hard work, and youthly spirit helps as well!

[blowmypinwheel]

[ Those are some true shounen words, yo. ]

Well, what about you? How well do you think you'd do?

[niceguypose]

If I apply myself, there is nothing I cannot do! In fact, I shall set out to please sixty wives.

[blowmypinwheel]

[ Oh my God, what was wrong with this guy?! ]

Don't hurt yourself man! You won't come back alive!

[niceguypose]

Yet if I survive, I shall return a much stronger man!