Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[hiken_ace]

Once or twice. Other times, they haven't been my type.

[avaricious]

I keep getting turned down as well. [But he goes straight to proposal, so uh, he kind of plans it that way.]

[hiken_ace]

See? The ladies sadly aren't looking.

[avaricious]

It makes it so hard for those of who are!

[hiken_ace]

Never heard truer words. My brother managed to snag a girl, and he wasn't even looking! Geez, he's making it harder for the rest if us.

[avaricious]

Well in that case, perhaps we're trying too hard.

[hiken_ace]

We only have so many options. I don't think it's possible to try "too hard" with so few girls around.

[avaricious]

So few? There seems to be quite a few.

[hiken_ace]

Well, I meant few who are looking.

[avaricious]

You can't give up too easily. Some may be looking and not yet realize it.