Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[stilldontgotit]

Not to mention that if they do find out, they'll probably be ticked.

[fabrecation]

There's no "probably" about it. They will be ticked. And I'm pretty sure they're going to find out somehow, no matter how much these guys try to hide it. It always works like that.

[stilldontgotit]

And this is why you don't make stupid posts like this. All it does is attract trouble.

[Besides, it just makes everyone look like jerks.]

[fabrecation]

Exactly. It's just a pain for everyone involved. [Including those who defend their girlfriends' honor, apparently.]

[stilldontgotit]

Doesn't give me much faith in people's common sense, either.

[Or common courtesy.]

[fabrecation]

Or what they think of whatever female friends they have. [In other words, common courtesy.]