avaricious | Nine To Go

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

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I've got an age limit, if they're not old enough then I'm not interested in them. You kids are on yer own with the younger lasses.

Those are fair conditions. I wonder if they're making their own list at the moment.

... Or doing other things as we speak, but it's more fun to think that they're making a list.

Ya know a while back someone did somethin' like this before and the girls found out about it. Ya see why I'm not sayin' a word? They probably already know.

Ah... Now that's something else I didn't know about. I would say that's smart thinking on your part. I think I'll keep my lovely list of ladies under wraps for now.

Ya'd hope they ladies would be happy to be mentioned durin' something like this, but then ya get the ones who moan that nobody thought they were hot enough. Ya just can't win! They'll complain about it either way!

There's just no pleasing them sometimes. Especially when it comes to the serious minded and strong willed types. You try to crack a good joke at them and they look at you like you're the biggest idiot to walk the earth.

[Oh hey, that's exactly the type of woman his onetruelove was.]

Urgh, tell me about it! Seems like no matter what ya say unless it's serious then they're never gonna be amused by it. The only way past that I found was ta have them drink a little, some women loosen up after a glass or two.

Really? I can see how it's effective. Did they ever crack a smile whenever you were in pain of some sort?

Oh, I never thought of that! Maybe I just attract the sadistic women they actually enjoy seein' me in pain? That must mean they do like me!

[What is this backwards logic.]

I'm not sure if it would be for a romantic reason, but it's good to think positive.

I wouldn't be all that surprised if some of the women in this place were inta that kind of thing. People tend ta have... well their own little desires that they keep ta themselves. Women especially.

Seriously? I know some perverted girls back home, but most of the girls I've met here are really pure and innocent.

Hmm, ya do have a point. The girls here are nothin' like the ones in Dahngrest. Maybe Luceti just doesn't like 'em slutty?

That's a really good question. Around here, the girls are too pure or already taken by someone else.

Not all the ladies are taken though! That's why I'm stayin' quiet on that front.

But this confirms that you've got a personal list, right~?

Maybe I do! My lips are sealed~

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