Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[zumo]

[....Wait, what?

No no no. Oh hell no. So many fucking alarm bells going off right now...

Time to meet mama bear, Cyborg.]

Who the hell are you, and how do you know Chizuru?! [AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER HOT. NO.

Dammit he knew she shouldn't have waited so long before changing out of that dress...]

[cannoneer]

Relax, man. I just helped her get to town, that's all.

[zumo]

That only answers half my question.

[Relax? That's like asking him to stop breathing.]

[cannoneer]

The name's Cyborg. I'm still new around here, so unless you're from Jump City, you probably ain't heard of me.