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Ling Yao / Greed ([personal profile] avaricious) wrote2012-08-08 04:08 pm
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Nine To Go - [Voice]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)
emp3thy: ♬ THOUGHT | (slouch)

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[personal profile] emp3thy 2012-08-09 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Haruhi Suzumiya.

[Because he wants to see you try.]
fellpool: (Disinterest; I don't care about that)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-08-09 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm not sure who I'd feel more sorry for.
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL | (watching)

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[personal profile] emp3thy 2012-08-09 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
She can handle herself.
fellpool: (Exasperated; whatever you think bro)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-08-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, definitely. But one of fifty wives? I don't know how she'd stand that.
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL | (paying attention)

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[personal profile] emp3thy 2012-08-12 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
She'd make herself the leader.
fellpool: (Tapping my chin; thoughtful expression)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-08-13 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't superiority based on marriage order...? I'm not familiar with polygamy social rules.
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL, THOUGHT | (?)

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[personal profile] emp3thy 2012-08-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Does it really matter with Haruhi?
fellpool: (You've got to be kidding)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-08-13 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...Point. She'd find a way.
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL, THOUGHT, HAPPY | (understanding)

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[personal profile] emp3thy 2012-08-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
She'd be in charge of the politics, too.
fellpool: (Head-scratching; looking frustrated)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-08-14 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somehow, he's not surprised by this...] You'd probably get along famously if you agreed to that arrangement.

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automailed: (GAH DON'T BRING IT ON I'M SORRY)

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[personal profile] automailed 2012-08-09 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wh-

Wha-

What is-

.....





ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED, HE WANTS NO PART OF THIS]


Wh-what the hell do you think you're doing!?
automailed: (STOP TELLING ME THESE THINGS)

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[personal profile] automailed 2012-08-11 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
You can't pick up women like this!

[IT'S DEGRADING AND MESSED UP AND DID HE MENTION IT GETS YOU KILLED

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A WRENCH

IT FUCKING HURTS]
automailed: (whaaaaat?)

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[personal profile] automailed 2012-08-11 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's not

the point

no

no, Ling

THIS IS A BAD IDEA]


N-no, I just know it isn't going to work, okay!? No one gives a damn that you're a prince in a place like this!
automailed: (don't know. don't care.)

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[personal profile] automailed 2012-08-12 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uuuugh, he should really just get the hell away from this conversation right now if he knows what's good for him.

But he rarely knows what's good for him, so.]


Why are looks the only thing you're after in a wife, anyway? Pretty sure most girls would have a problem with shallow guys like that.
automailed: (shaddup.)

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[personal profile] automailed 2012-08-14 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[.....

Okay, that is actually a legitimate question. Surprisingly.]


W-well, no, but that... doesn't mean anything!
automailed: ([manga] that's dumb. shut up.)

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[personal profile] automailed 2012-08-14 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh, why the hell are there so many good-looking people in Luceti?]

If that's your excuse, then why are you asking for people to recommend the attractive ones? You'll just get a list of all of them!

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shiningbinds: (now with more facepalm action.)

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[personal profile] shiningbinds 2012-08-17 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
...I can't say anyone comes to mind.

[Anyone whose name he's willing to give this man, anyway.]
sketchingideals: (☆ um... that's probably not a good idea.)

[video] - unintentionally setting himself up, i'm sure

[personal profile] sketchingideals 2012-08-17 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know about marriage... but Cheria's a really pretty girl, and she's very sweet. I'm sure she'd make whoever she ended up with really happy! [lol has no idea about Asbel, but.] And I've only talked to her once, but Yellow is kind and also really pretty! A-And they're a bit older than me, but Miss Sage and Misato are beautiful women, inside and out! Looks aren't everything, though--I think personality's more important than looks.

But I think my opinion might be irrelevant anyway, because I don't think about any of them like that. [Blush.] There's already someone really important to me back home, so how could I?
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