Nine To Go - [Voice]

[avaricious]

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Comments

[voice]

[emp3thy]

Haruhi Suzumiya.

[Because he wants to see you try.]

[voice]

[fellpool]

...I'm not sure who I'd feel more sorry for.

[voice]

[emp3thy]

She can handle herself.

[voice]

[fellpool]

Oh yeah, definitely. But one of fifty wives? I don't know how she'd stand that.

[voice]

[emp3thy]

She'd make herself the leader.

[voice]

[fellpool]

Isn't superiority based on marriage order...? I'm not familiar with polygamy social rules.

[voice]

[emp3thy]

Does it really matter with Haruhi?

[voice]

[fellpool]

...Point. She'd find a way.

[voice]

[emp3thy]

She'd be in charge of the politics, too.

[voice]

[avaricious]

Well, now that would certainly make my job easier! She did seem to agree with me that she'd make an ideal empress.

[voice]

[fellpool]

[Somehow, he's not surprised by this...] You'd probably get along famously if you agreed to that arrangement.

[voice]

[avaricious]

Haruhi is a very intelligent and clever girl. I'd see no reason not to.

[voice]

[automailed]

[Wh-

Wha-

What is-

.....





ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED, HE WANTS NO PART OF THIS]

Wh-what the hell do you think you're doing!?

[voice]

[avaricious]

Isn't it obvious, Ed?

[voice]

[automailed]

You can't pick up women like this!

[IT'S DEGRADING AND MESSED UP AND DID HE MENTION IT GETS YOU KILLED

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A WRENCH

IT FUCKING HURTS]

[voice]

[avaricious]

Oh? Have you already tried?

[He didn't realize you were so experienced!]

[voice]

[automailed]

[That's not

the point

no

no, Ling

THIS IS A BAD IDEA]

N-no, I just know it isn't going to work, okay!? No one gives a damn that you're a prince in a place like this!

[voice]

[avaricious]

I'm not expecting my title to matter here. But it's important for people to understand my situation.

[voice]

[automailed]

[Uuuugh, he should really just get the hell away from this conversation right now if he knows what's good for him.

But he rarely knows what's good for him, so.]

Why are looks the only thing you're after in a wife, anyway? Pretty sure most girls would have a problem with shallow guys like that.

[voice]

[avaricious]

Ed, have you seen any girls here our age you would consider unattractive?

[Cuz Ling sure ain't. That beautiful qualifier for a top five is total crap and he knows it.]

[voice]

[automailed]

[.....

Okay, that is actually a legitimate question. Surprisingly.]

W-well, no, but that... doesn't mean anything!

[voice]

[avaricious]

How do I sort the attractive ones from the unattractive ones if none of the latter exist?

[voice]

[automailed]

[Ugh, why the hell are there so many good-looking people in Luceti?]

If that's your excuse, then why are you asking for people to recommend the attractive ones? You'll just get a list of all of them!

[voice]

[shiningbinds]

...I can't say anyone comes to mind.

[Anyone whose name he's willing to give this man, anyway.]

[video] - unintentionally setting himself up, i'm sure

[sketchingideals]

I don't know about marriage... but Cheria's a really pretty girl, and she's very sweet. I'm sure she'd make whoever she ended up with really happy! [lol has no idea about Asbel, but.] And I've only talked to her once, but Yellow is kind and also really pretty! A-And they're a bit older than me, but Miss Sage and Misato are beautiful women, inside and out! Looks aren't everything, though--I think personality's more important than looks.

But I think my opinion might be irrelevant anyway, because I don't think about any of them like that. [Blush.] There's already someone really important to me back home, so how could I?