avaricious | Nine To Go

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

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Maybe I like a girl for more reasons than that!!

[....]

...If I did! If!

Ed, you'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just said you liked Winry here.

[jdksfhdjskhfdjskhdkjhkjhff WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT OUT LOUD]

Why are you bringing Winry into this!?

Do you need need to ask?

[...Well. Technically, no. But it's the principle of things, or... something...]

I don't- that's not what I-

[...hrngh]

Just leave us out of this!

Personally, I find Winry to be quite desirable. And I don't mean just because of her looks. She's really everything you could want in a girl.

Stop proposing to her, Ling.

[Yeah he's on to your wily ways.]

I haven't proposed to her in a long time, Ed.

[...o h really? Huh...]

W... well good. Keep it that way.

Of course. After all, that's your job.

[GROAN]

Don't start with that again!!

Alright, I'll drop it for now.

[...Wait, what? Really?

That's surprising... and kind of suspicious.]

You mean it? [A pause, and then-] Are you feeling okay?

Of course I am. Winry's not the only eligible woman in Luceti, after all.

...Yeah, speaking of women- [Because he's started to flip through the entry a bit, now that the flailing is done-] I noticed a certain someone ranking higher than Ran Fan.

[This is the tone of someone who really wants to punch you, Ling. Be grateful it's voice.]

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