avaricious | Nine To Go

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

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She'd make herself the leader.

Isn't superiority based on marriage order...? I'm not familiar with polygamy social rules.

Does it really matter with Haruhi?

...Point. She'd find a way.

She'd be in charge of the politics, too.

Well, now that would certainly make my job easier! She did seem to agree with me that she'd make an ideal empress.

Edited 2012-08-14 17:22 (UTC)

[Somehow, he's not surprised by this...] You'd probably get along famously if you agreed to that arrangement.

Haruhi is a very intelligent and clever girl. I'd see no reason not to.

[..............This suggestion was supposed to be a joke....]

[He's not sure who's trolling who at this point.]

Haruhi would probably enjoy having a long, illustrious title.

It would only be fitting.

She'd try to usurp you.

I don't doubt that she'd try. But I would pity her if she did. The Xingese clans would be unwelcoming of a foreigner as it is. Were she to try and take control of the country, her reign would be short lived and end messily.