avaricious | Nine To Go

[Well, someone is getting married. Here, of all places! Ling thinks it's a bit reckless, but there's no harm in a little fun. So he devises a filter and doesn't even bother disguising his voice.]

[Filtered To Males Only]

Hello! My name is Ling Yao. I'm sure most of you heard about the recent wedding about to happen. I've been thinking about marriage myself. After all, I do have to eventually pick out fifty wives when I return home. But it wouldn't hurt to find someone here as well. I could be here for a very long time and Luceti does happen to have an exceptionally stunning population of women. So, what do you say that some of you suggest your top five most beautiful women for consideration. Feel free to elaborate on what makes them an excellent candidate for marriage.

And please, let's not get into the matters of Xingese politics. It's really just the way things are, so I'd rather not talk about it much.

[It would ruin the fun!]

(ooc: Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Ling himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Ugh, why the hell are there so many good-looking people in Luceti?]

If that's your excuse, then why are you asking for people to recommend the attractive ones? You'll just get a list of all of them!

Exactly! Once I know all of the women, I can make the best decision.

...Okay, so what happens when the prettiest girl in Luceti rejects you for being a shallow ass?

Then I'll move on to another girl who won't be so shallow as to judge me in so hasty a manner.

[...Face, meet palm.]

You pick a girl just because she's beautiful and she's the shallow one?

I pick a girl for many reasons. Beautiful just happens to be one of them. If they are unable to see that, then I'd consider them a poor judge of character. And thus shallow in of themselves.